Coach.

Your Financial Pap!

TIME FOR YOUR FINANCIAL PAP!?!

Wha-What?!? Yup, you heard me right, this is all about your financial PAP!

Here’s the TRUTH ladies! Listen up!

YOU’D RATHER HAVE YOUR LEGS SPREAD FOR THE DOCTOR THAN TO SHARE THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION WITH ANYONE!

YUP! That’s how she rolls! And trust me, after having babies myself, most of us know that this is true. Spreading those legs for the doc is WAY easier than having to admit your debt situation, or having to share what could potentially be some ugly details of your financial life.

So TODAY, I’m giving you a FINANCIAL PAP! (And yes, I know I’m not as hot as Dr. McDreamy in the photo – deal with it!)

My diagnosis of your FINANCIAL PAP is this:

YOUR FINANCIAL PLAN SUCKS!

YUP AGAIN! You heard me right! Your financial plan sucks because YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!

And if you have one, is it outdated and something you haven’t looked at in a million years? Then you basically don’t have a financial plan either!

To cut straight through the BS,  you and I BOTH know that you should have a financial plan of some sort. Right?! (You must’ve been taught that at some point in your life. If you weren’t taught that, then I’m teaching you now –  YOU NEED A FINANCIAL PLAN.)

Here is WHY MOST PEOPLE DON’T HAVE A FINANCIAL PLAN…..

It may be because they don’t know how to go about getting one, or they don’t have a financial planner. They obviously haven’t looked hard enough or Googled it because there are financial plans and financial planners in almost every strip mall in North America! Okay, so that excuse flies about as well as pigs do.

Here is THE REAL REASON WHY I THINK MOST PEOPLE DON’T HAVE A FINANCIAL PLAN….

It’s because PEOPLE ARE TOO DARN EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEIR FINANCIAL SITUATION TO ADMIT THEIR SHAMEFUL DIRTY FINANCIAL LAUNDRY TO ANYONE OR MAYBE EVEN THEMSELVES! OR BECAUSE THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND OR KNOW WHERE THEIR MONEY IS AND ARE EMBARRASSED THAT THEY HAVEN’T BEEN KEEPING TRACK!

RIGHT?!?! Did this just resonate with most of you?! Come on… be honest with yourself! Do you really have a plan for your money? For your life?

You know how I know it’s true? Because client always tell me HALF TRUTHS! It’s amazing how many half truths I can figure out… it’s like my kids getting caught in a lie.

Do you think your financial advisor was born yesterday?? It’s like me telling my dentist that I floss everyday…. 

Watch this video for fun.. it cracks me up every time and illustrates my whole point on why your financial plan sucks!

CAUTION: There is inappropriate language right at the very end of the video.


CAUTION: There is inappropriate language right at the very end of the video.

Now you know my STRUGGLE as a financial planner first hand. This is honestly what it is like! Okay, maybe not that dramatic. 🙂

MY POINT REMAINS LADIES, I want to get you a FINANCIAL PLAN as PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE – without having to spread your legs or share all your gory financial details with your financial advisor.

(Although, if you do have a financial plan, or actually tell the truth to your financial planner, then KUDOS to YOU! This is a small percentage of people that actually work on their financial plans with their advisors! The rest of us are usually on the HOPE & A PRAYER financial strategy!)

INTRODUCING: THE MONEY MAKEOVER ONLINE COURSE!

I’ve just released an online course for YOU to help you CREATE YOUR FINANCIAL PLAN from the comfort of your LULU’s with a glass of wine in hand!

And let me tell you that this makeover is one that will not only make your wallet happy but also your mind, body & spirit! Trust me on this!

Right now, I am offering this course to my community, family & friends for an early bird special. This 6-week course will be $997 in 2017. Right now, for my BETA testers, I am offering it for the next few weeks for $297! I charge $1,500 – $3,000 for Financial Plans and Cash Flow Plans for clients and so do my peers – to put this price in perspective- you are getting way more than just a financial plan with this course! This gives you an opportunity to work through and organize and cover your ASSets in a fun way while sitting in the comfort of your home with a glass of wine! Could there be anything better? I will also offer 2 monthly payments of $150 right now to get you started! (That’s better – message me for details on the 2-month payment option at admin@ellementsgroup.com)

And the best part……

**** NO BRA NEEDED ****

Get 2017 off to a GREAT START!

CLICK HERE TO LEARN MORE & see a sneak-peek inside the members area! SAY GOOD-BYE to PAINFUL FINANCIAL PAPs!