DOCTOR LISA IN DA HO– USE TODAY!
Here are a couple prescriptions to take away your money headaches forever.
2-22’s
Patient: Self-Employed or Anyone Commission Sales
RX: Two-Twenty Two’s
Frequency: Everyday
Refills: Unlimited
Directions: Set 2 appointments. Make 2 presentations. Follow Up with 2 clients. Continue daily for best results.
Results: Sure to cure any financial or sales headache!
Side Effects: Inconsistent use of 2-22’s will result in continued financial headache.
INVESTODINE FIFTHROMAX
Patient: Young Adult
RX: Investodine Fifthromax
Frequency: Everyday
Refills: Unlimited
Directions: Set aside $5 a day into a savings account. Invest in a diversified portfolio as needed.
Results: Done consistently over 40 years @ 8% interest will result in approx. $500,000 of invested savings.
Side Effects: If drug is taken to Vegas, spent on emergency shopping spree’s, shoes, or new cars, desired result will not occur.
AMILLICILLIN FUKITODON
Patient: Women Aged 45-65
RX: Amillicillin Fukitodon
Frequency: Take Only Once
Refills: None
Directions: To be used only if you have tried and failed at all other money making options. Marry for Money. Lots of Money. Do not take into consideration personality, looks or religion, and confirm all financial statements before nuptials.
Results: You will never have to worry about money again.
Side Effects: You may not have true love, but you’ll be able to soak up those tears in a Hermes scarf and Chanel tissue. 😉
